Brat daughter trained to be an obedient daughter

Daddy, I just have to say, you've really let yourself go since Mom left us. I mean, I think I've handled it really well, but you... You're still working a poor job and you haven't had a girlfriend in so long. If you think you can get a girl as young as mom's new boyfriend, I'm sorry but that's a pipe dream. He's what, practically my age? Us young girls just don't go for single dads your age. Really, what's your plan--oh, tea? Thanks... I guess?