Case #0253009 – July 18th, 2:24 PM. Suspects are a blonde adolescent female and a blonde woman over the age of thirty. They identify themselves as Honey Blossom and Nikki Peach, and confirm that they are related. Honey is Nikki’s stepmother, and she is filed under our Must Implement Liberal Frisking (MILF) category. The rest of this case is classified.
