Dating Mom

I decide to take my Mom out to dinner after she gets stood up by some loser on an online dating site. She's so beautiful, I honestly don't know why she uses those. When we get home, I can tell she was happy that I took her out and we sort of cuddle on the couch. She tells me she wished more guys were like me and that she thinks I like dating older women. I mean, I guess I do. I think she is gorgeous. It almost feels like we're flirting and she's coming onto me, but it can't be. She is my Mom after all. But when she sees there is an opening in between buttons on my shirt, she slides her fingers into it, and I get completely lost in the moment. What happens next, well, it's not what I expected after a date with my Mom of all girls.