Helping Son Over A Break-Up

I'm so sorry things turned out this way, Son. If I can give you any motherly advice, it would be to take comfort in the knowledge that break-ups can be nasty and you will get better with time.. you've still got Mommy, hmm? We've got each other and... what? OH MY GOD, I'm so sorry Son, I lost my sash and my robe keeps coming loose like that and... what was that? I definitely felt something Son.. is that? Oh... Christ.. I didn't come in here for any of that, certainly not... Son... don't do that.. you know I'd do anything for you, honey and I know you must be so heartbroken but... your Sister is downstairs... we can't... can we?