Mom found your Christmas list...you know, the one you wrote with your friends, "as a joke"??? Well thats too bad if you're insisting its a joke, hunny. I was actually considering giving you what you wanted for Christmas!
Oh - whats that? it wasn't a joke now!? Well - MAKE UP YOUR MIND! You can eat my pussy, have me suck your cock, fuck me and even breed me if you want, all before your Dad gets home! But if it really IS a joke, well then I guess I'd better go shopping for a new Christmas gift!