Your mother has been playing the field lately--and you're happy for her! She's a real catch. Gorgeous, funny, fun. But it seems like she can't seem to find the right guy. Every date she goes on is a one-off. Except for this new dude. Tonight is her third date with him! Ever considerate, she asks if you'd mind her bringing him back to the house. Of course, you don't mind...and frankly, the idea of your mom hooking up with some guy on the other side of the shared wall between your bedrooms is kind of hot. You don't tell her that, obviously--just smile and tell her you're totally fine with it! You spend the night waiting to hear the door open, the two of them giggling, pouring a libation, moving to the bedroom, but when they do come back, it seems subdued...and you're pretty sure he leaves before the night is over. In the morning, you find your mother alone in the kitchen. She tells you that she really wanted it to work out, but every time she tried to be sexy and fun, he acted weirded out! You try not to make your prying obvious, but you just have to know what she means. What did she do, say? How did she try and turn him on? What she shares makes your cock throb, of course, but it also makes you feel so badly for your poor, horny mom! She really put herself out there, and he completely shot it down. He seems like an idiot, and a prick, you tell her. You'd have been so into that. "Really?" she asks, eyebrow raised. You can't help it. You have to try. You tell her that you think what she did was really sexy, you'd love for a woman to do that--playing sexy, dirty games together in public, in the car, truth-or-dare type games. Apparently he wasn't man enough to handle a woman who knows what she wants, but you are. Even if you are, well...
