Are you going to help your mother hang ornaments or are you just going to stand there staring?? Oh you silly boy, then just tell me where to hang this one. All the way down there?? You're making your poor mother get on her hands and knees... is this where you want it? It's just so hard to reach! No one's ever going to see it, I can't imagine why you'd have me get on all fours like this unless-- Honey... did you pick that spot just so you could see Mommy bending over in front of you? You know... if you did, that'd be very naughty. Well then... where should I hang the next one? You can make Mommy put it up ANYWHERE you want. At the top? Oh my, well you're going to have to hold onto me really really tight to make sure I don't fall. Promise? Be sure to grab onto my legs... higher baby. That's it. Oh.... I better... just... oh, adjust some of these ornaments while I'm... up here. Please, honey, squeeze me tight, don't let go no matter what... You ready to help me down? Nice and slow... ohh... I need to hold onto you, and slide down against you baby. Ohhh... thank you honey. I feel so safe in your arms. Doesn't it feel so good to be close like this? You don't wanna let go of Mommy... do you. Ohhh, you ARE a naughty, naughty boy, aren't you? Looks like your mother will have to teach you a little lesson tonight. Naughty boys always get punished.
