Mom comes in to wake you up, you've been sle*ping in way too often lately. It's the middle of the afternoon and you still haven't woken up to handle your chores. Mom has a word or two to say to you. She wants to know why you've been shirking your responsibilties so often lately. Is it because you've been hanging out with a new girl? Maybe that girl is a bad influence on you. Mom can understand why you might choose to spend your time with this new girl over coming home. Maybe it has something to do with the uh....extracurricular activities you and she may be engaging in??....Mom wants to know what it is this girl is doing for you that mom can't do herself. After all mom knows best!
