**A Xev Bellringer Classic**
Oh, honey. Did that girl turn you down when you asked her to prom? Sweety, these things happen, I know it's hard. And I understand you have urges to be with a woman, Step-Mommy knows all about those. Your step-father doesn't like the idea, but I can bring you some...dirty magazines if you'd like. Your um...balls are probably fairly full right now and I don't want that clouding my growing boy's judgement. You know sweety, I care about you so much, I'd do anything to make you happy. Let's not tell Step-Daddy about this, but Step-Mommy is going to help you tonight. Lay back honey, and relax while I make you feel good.