Son: Mommy! Tonight was supposed to be special. It is my prom night. I had a date with the hottest girl in school. I was so stoked. You know what typically happens on a prom night? Well, tonight was going to be my night. Tonight, I was going to lose my virginity. Mommy, I feel miserable. Mommy! What are you doing? Why are you removing your nightgown? Mommy, you are wearing really raunchy underwear. A son should not see his mother dressed like this. What do you mean you are going to make my night special for me? You want me to strip naked so you can make me happy? Mommy, I do not think we should be doing this. I know that you have been lonely ever since dad left, but this seems wrong. Mommy, you are going to take my virginity. Mother: Honey, you are home so early, why? You have been dumped? Oh dear, that is terrible. Honey, I am so sorry. Tonight was supposed to be special for you. No need to be shy, I know what guys and girls get up to on their prom night. I was your age once you know! Honey, I love you and I want you to be as happy as you possibly can. I know what we can do, I can give you a special night. That is right honey, I will give you what you had hoped your girlfriend would. Honey, let me take your virginity. Just one thing darling, ever since your father left, I have not needed to use birth control. I am still fertile, so whatever you do, please, do not cum inside of me. I would be devastated if I became pregnant with your baby.
